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Religious JokesReload this page to get a new random religious joke. This is joke 10 of 12New religious jokes are added often... Jesus and Satan are having an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for days until they agree to hold a code-writing contest,with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming across the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out." "Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better." Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in a vivid multimedia display, the voices of an angelic choir pouring forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He turns to God and stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet His program is intact, How did he do it?" God chuckles, "Everybody knows...Jesus saves."
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