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Clinton JokesReload this page to get new random Clinton jokes. This is joke 74 of 79 New Clinton jokes are added often... Chelsey goes off to college and she meets this really handsome guy named John. They start dating and pretty soon John asks Chelsey to marry him and she says "yes." Chelsey is so excited that she calls her dad up to tell him the great news. As soon as Bill Clinton finds out who she is going to marry he says, "I'm sorry honey but you can't marry him." "Why not?" "Well, you see this is how it is. Many years ago I had an affair with John's mother and John is actually my illegitimate son, so you can't marry him." Chelsey is heart broken. She tells John that she won't marry him and is very depresed until she meets this guy named James. They date for awhile and soon James asks her to marry him. Again she runs to the phone to tell her father the good news. As soon as Bill Clinton hears who his daughter wants to marry he says, "I'm sorry honey but you can't marry him either." "Why not?" "For the same reason. James is my illegitimate son." Chelsey is again very heart broken and sad. One day she meets this really nice guy named Adam. Adam asks Chelsey out and before she will agree to go out with him she calls her dad and asks him if she and and Adam are realated. "I'm sorry to tell you this honey, but Adam is also your brother," says the president. At this point Chelsey is getting really ticked off so she calls her mother up to complain. "Every guy I fall in love with or even anyone who asks me out turns out to be Daddy's illigitamate son." "Oh, don't worry about that," says Hillary. "Why not?" asks Chelsey. "Because Bill Clinton isn't really your father."
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